And Now for Something Completely Different.

PBS is running a 6 episode series, "Monty Python's Personal Best." Not to be missed. Listings are here.

"Mr Mousebender: And I thought to myself, "A little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activities, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

Henry Wenslydale: Come again?

Mr Mousebender: I want to buy some cheese.

Henry Wenslydale: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player.

Mr Mousebender: Certainly not. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse.

Henry Wenslydale: Sorry?

Mr Mousebender: [in a silly Northern accent] Ooh, I like a nice dance - you're forced to."

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