All 4 Jesus.

An interesting new Christian youth movement in Alaska finds it way to the Supreme Court:

In a better world, the phrase "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" would take its place in the library of eternal mysteries alongside "Bye-bye Miss American Pie," "I Am the Walrus" and "It's Alright, Ma, I'm Only Bleeding." Instead, it fell Monday to the Nine Interpreters of the U.S. Supreme Court to deconstruct "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" and decide for the rest of us whether it falls inside the protections of the American Constitution.

Perhaps an explanation is in order.

Here's the whole thing.